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Thursday, January 26, 2006
Stop Asking Why People Love Me And Read This

Since I am a LAZY ASS and used up for ideas, I shall be post up something I wrote a while ago that personally, I loved :) Love me, LOVE ME!!!

Now, first, read this poem. (JUST READ IT, GODDAMNIT!)

Written with a pen,

Sealed with a kiss,

If you’re my friend,

Then answer me this:

Are you my friend,

Or are you not?

You told me once,

But I forgot.

Of all the friends,

I've ever met,

You're the one

I won't forget.

And if I die

Before you do,

I'll go to heaven,

And wait for you.

And if you’re not there

On Judgement Day,

I’ll know you went

The other way…

I'll give the angels

Back their wings

And risk the loss

Of everything

Just to prove

My friendship is true,

I’d go to hell

To be with you…..

NOW STOP!!! Are you tired of this rhyme? Because I am. This was nice the first time I read it, four years ago, but over the course of those FOUR YEARS, it lost its quality because a few of you Oh-So-Bright Spots kept sending it over and over and over and….well, you get the point. And so, to shut all of you obsessive-compulsive-lameass-rhyme-forwarders up, I decided to put my poetry writing skills to use. Read this, if you have the nerve!

Written with a pen

A thousand times,

If you’re my friend

Stop sending this rhyme.

It’s not even written,

It’s neatly typed,

Not that YOU’D notice that;

You never WERE all that bright.

Of all the friends

I've ever met,

You’re the one

That I can bet,

Will be voted

“Most Useless Piece of Mass”

In your entire

Sophomore class.

And If I die

Before you do,

I was always a much

Better person than you,

So I’d stand

With my angel friends

And check on you

Down at the other end.

And tossing aside

All dignity and class

I’d point, laughing

At your sorry ass.

Horrible? Say it LOUD, say it PROUD! Mean? Dude! That’s my middle name!! Just-plain-bad-karma? Hey, at least I have a sense of humour. Cheers!!

Queen Sana at 12:14 AM

Thursday, January 26, 2006 Stop Asking Why People Love Me And Read This

Thursday, January 26, 2006
Stop Asking Why People Love Me And Read This