Saturday, March 04, 2006
Allo There, Mate!
HELLO, adoring fans, friends, foes, freaks, hoes, bros, family, lurkers, be's and their wannas, children, members of the royal court and people who think I should quit labelling and get a life, greetings from TAREE!!!!
First off, this place is actually smaller than I expected, if that is possible. I kid you not, people, freaking Brunei is a spacious alternative. There are about 20,000 people here. 20,000, people!! GAWD, am I doomed to non existent, barely on the map, blink and you'll miss it places all my LIFE???
Now that I've officially out-bitched myself, let me restart by saying that this is the most quaint little town in the world. Honest to God, its such a nice place. Like Brunei, a little haven, miniature paradise kinda place.
Remember I was terrified that I'd end up in this murky little settlement with one community toilet and racist freak people chasing me with pitchforks and blowtorches?
I was wrong.
I've never seen a place where everyone smiles at everyone. In India, if you walk around smiling at people, 1. You are trying to scam them, 2. You are a pervert, 3. There is something wrong with your face.
I've never seen a place where everyone smiles at everyone. In India, if you walk around smiling at people, 1. You are trying to scam them, 2. You are a pervert, 3. There is something wrong with your face.
I LIKE THIS PLACE!!!
But I'm really, missing home. Was listening to old recordings I did with Naz, Lyn, Jas, Mir and Josh, to name a few..........and god, I miss you guys.
But I'll never lose you.
But I'll never lose you.
And as long as I keep them recordings, you'll never lose me either.
As soon as I get my OWN compy, I'll tell you all about iskoole and post up pictures of me in my clown sui......er, uniform.