Saturday, April 29, 2006
Karma, Oh, She IS a true b!@#$!!!
ONLY FOR LOVE (and since I am still in denial, I shall add "or infatuation, or crushing, or foolishness!") would a normally INTELLIGENT person like myself, download a STUPID song from a STUPID website KNOWING FULL WELL it was probably wired because it HAPPENED to be the song darling LoverBoy sang for some crappy event...
And download a gay virus onto her BRAND NEW LAPTOP.
DOWN WITH LOVE, DOWN WITH LOVE!!!!!!!!!
Therefore, my new love is Norton Antivirus. Please, please, you annoying yellow popup, PLEASE don't begrudge me for never updating my subscription and cursing at you when you interrupted my games and for telling Microsoft to go to hell when Media Player didn't work and I blamed you......if though wouldst forgive me all these....well, you might just be the Jesus Christ of Computer Software.
I shall never again mock the colour yellow and I shall rejoice when you ask me for the 16th time to update my subscription.
JUST PLEASE GET RID OF THAT BLOODY VIRUS BEFORE IT EATS UP MY FRICKIN HARD DRIVE!!!!!!!!!
And download a gay virus onto her BRAND NEW LAPTOP.
DOWN WITH LOVE, DOWN WITH LOVE!!!!!!!!!
Therefore, my new love is Norton Antivirus. Please, please, you annoying yellow popup, PLEASE don't begrudge me for never updating my subscription and cursing at you when you interrupted my games and for telling Microsoft to go to hell when Media Player didn't work and I blamed you......if though wouldst forgive me all these....well, you might just be the Jesus Christ of Computer Software.
I shall never again mock the colour yellow and I shall rejoice when you ask me for the 16th time to update my subscription.
JUST PLEASE GET RID OF THAT BLOODY VIRUS BEFORE IT EATS UP MY FRICKIN HARD DRIVE!!!!!!!!!