Sunday, April 23, 2006
Who Was It That Died, Again?!

Well, I decided I was being too depressed and morbid for awhile :P

To my girls, I LOVE YOU, POWER TO US and WORSHIP ME! :)

To my guys, you know I love you too. Some of you just suck :) Please don't hate me!

Annnd, here we go. I'd NEVER show this to anyone I wanted to respect the wonder that is me, but since most of y'all already don't, I figure, heck, why not :P

It's immature, b**chy and angsty, but I like it!

Down with love! I say it now,
Down with love, that wretched cow,
Love turns woman into bimbo,
Love leaves everyone in limbo.

Down with candy, down with flowers,
Down with all the wasted hours,
Waiting by the telephone,
For some pathetic little drone,

To grace the lady with a call,
Which loserboy won't make at all,
Down with waiting, down with men,
The world'd be better without them.

Down with chocolate, down with roses,
Down with bimbos striking poses,
Trying to catch the wandering eye,
Of, I kid you not, some GUY.

Fear not though, she has a plan!
Which eliminates need for a man,
Let's kill them all, and start today!
After which, of course, we'll all go gay.

After all, females are truly best,
And really, we deserve no less,
All the men can stinkin' rot,
Oh wait, we killed them - I forgot.

What. A girl can fantasize!!!
This girl is pissed, she tells no lies,
But we NEED those stupid little clowns,
Wasting resources, bringing us down.

At the end of it all, we DO need men,
At least, to create more of them,
ONCE in a while, out pops a GIRL!
AND WHAT A BLESSING TO THE WORLD!

With us, is true hope after all,
So females, let's respond the call,
And make the biggest sacrifice:
Keep your men, but on thin ice.

Because, you see, they;re not that bright,
Without us, there's no guiding light,
They may fathom little about us,
But they'd kill each other off, without us.

For after all, God made them first,
"Damn," he said, "one of my worst!
I guess it's not bad for a start,
MY NEXT WILL BE A WORK OF ART!"

And yes, I wrote it. And no, I DON'T hate all of mankind. I just missed Jester. :( Who's Jester, you ask?

Idiot. You obviously can't read.

I'm just in one of THOSE moods today, aren't I? :p LOVE ME STILL!