Sunday, October 08, 2006
5 Reasons Why I Can't Stand Anime
Alley, please don't hurt me, but:
5) They're drawn to sort of look like real people, but their features are sharper than butchers knives. Has anyone actually SEEN real Japanese people?!
4) I firmly believe this is a stunt by the Japanese people to take over yet ANOTHER aspect of our everyday lives. They've already got our electrical appliances and our educational standards, they're NOT TAKING DEXTER AWAY FROM ME.
3) I ALSO believe it's a rather sad stunt, again by the Japanese, to prove that they ARE a happy bunch of suicidal workaholics. It's like, where do these people have TIME to watch cartoons?!?
2) Their chicks are pretty. Their dudes are prettier.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON:
1) They've stolen the Jackass Award for Most Ridiculous Plotline from the Tamil people. (Come on....75 year old Brahmin priest with a 20 year old mistress or dude with a box of liquid for a mom?).
5) They're drawn to sort of look like real people, but their features are sharper than butchers knives. Has anyone actually SEEN real Japanese people?!
4) I firmly believe this is a stunt by the Japanese people to take over yet ANOTHER aspect of our everyday lives. They've already got our electrical appliances and our educational standards, they're NOT TAKING DEXTER AWAY FROM ME.
3) I ALSO believe it's a rather sad stunt, again by the Japanese, to prove that they ARE a happy bunch of suicidal workaholics. It's like, where do these people have TIME to watch cartoons?!?
2) Their chicks are pretty. Their dudes are prettier.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON:
1) They've stolen the Jackass Award for Most Ridiculous Plotline from the Tamil people. (Come on....75 year old Brahmin priest with a 20 year old mistress or dude with a box of liquid for a mom?).
Queen Sana at 9:23 PM
