(anyone who's Christian and knows me SORT OF, will both understand the latent humour and irony in this post and know to still love me. I KNOW I'm a fathead, but posts like this are mercifully rare! So read, love me, and...love me? ;)

I may be smarter than her with a lot more common sense,
But if I have not his love, I am little more than a fabulously intelligent young prodigy.

I may be funnier than her with geniusface wit,
But if I have not his love, I am merely one hell of a wickedly hilarious chick who can spin a mean rap.

I may dress BETTER than her and have a phatbuluss sense of style,
But if I have not his love, I am just a brilliantly dressed young lady with jewellery that matches impeccably.

I may have prettier fluffy dark hair (And gentlemen prefer brunettes!), and perfect, natural nails that look like a French manicure,
But if I have not his love, I am nothing more than a lovely haired young lady with fingers than a good few girls pay 30 bucks for.

I may, in fact, be better than this female in EVERY way......
But if I have not his love.....

What the crap am I losing, exactly?!

I'm happy :) He's a nice guy, but not for me.

Life is good, and all is right with the world tonight!

Queen Sana at 8:40 PM