Saturday, January 06, 2007
Why Is SanaBanana Always The LAST To Do Things?!
Don't answer that if you value our friendship.
But I've FINALLY decided to jump on the bandwagon and produce a list of uninteresting things I'm going to get done in 2007, a week after it's begun.
Sue me, I've been in India floating on a cloud of mysore pak, tiny silver boxes and cheap jewellery.
SO HERE WE GO!!
SanaBanana MatMat's Top Ten Wannaccomplishments, twoKsev
10) To study and not just pretend I study, so the cute smart guy in my class will love me and realize that HE'S a short smartass, I'M a short smartass, so clearly we're meant to be.
Oh yeah, and the whole Ace HSC-make parents proud-get into asskicking uni-become a doctor-cure cancer thing too.
9) To read more QUALITY books and no more BS like JD Salinger's The Catcher In The Rye. Bitch and backlash all you want, but really, why not just read a REALLY long, REALLY horny descriptive essay??
8) To get closer to god, and I shall not make any funny comments for fear of blasphemy and eternal damnation to the fiery pits of hell. But on second thought, I'm ALREADY doing Extension 2 Maths, so how much worse could it actually get?
7) To lose a squillion kilos and become uber hot, so the cute smart guy in my class will love me and realize that's HE'S a short skinny smartass, I'M a short skinny smartass, so clearly we're meant to be.
6) To actually go three days without bitching about my parents in some way, even if he's a whiny automaton of a broken record and she's a neurotic spiteful meanface. Oh wait, did I just break that one?
5) To make up for three years of lost time with my grandma, and be her own oily braided Tamil speaking spineless submissive mouse. Not that the perfect Indian woman is LIKE that or anything.
4) To keep my sheer innocence and childlike wonder in a world where I'm utterly at a loss to say anything, but not lose the sharp edge of the already sharper-than-sharpass tongue.
3) To stop randomly peppering my words with "Ass", because it's making me sound assretarded.
2) To hope a little more, make excuses a little less, and realize that I can't do everything right all the time, but that it still doesn't hurt to try.
1) Ok, so the truth is, I only DID have like, 8 real ones, but 8 isn't a nice number, so I'm going to blab this one away and we can pretend there were ten.
Deal?
Deal.
Love and hugs, people, I hope your new year brings you as much joy and happiness as yo sorry ass deserves!
But I've FINALLY decided to jump on the bandwagon and produce a list of uninteresting things I'm going to get done in 2007, a week after it's begun.
Sue me, I've been in India floating on a cloud of mysore pak, tiny silver boxes and cheap jewellery.
SO HERE WE GO!!
SanaBanana MatMat's Top Ten Wannaccomplishments, twoKsev
10) To study and not just pretend I study, so the cute smart guy in my class will love me and realize that HE'S a short smartass, I'M a short smartass, so clearly we're meant to be.
Oh yeah, and the whole Ace HSC-make parents proud-get into asskicking uni-become a doctor-cure cancer thing too.
9) To read more QUALITY books and no more BS like JD Salinger's The Catcher In The Rye. Bitch and backlash all you want, but really, why not just read a REALLY long, REALLY horny descriptive essay??
8) To get closer to god, and I shall not make any funny comments for fear of blasphemy and eternal damnation to the fiery pits of hell. But on second thought, I'm ALREADY doing Extension 2 Maths, so how much worse could it actually get?
7) To lose a squillion kilos and become uber hot, so the cute smart guy in my class will love me and realize that's HE'S a short skinny smartass, I'M a short skinny smartass, so clearly we're meant to be.
6) To actually go three days without bitching about my parents in some way, even if he's a whiny automaton of a broken record and she's a neurotic spiteful meanface. Oh wait, did I just break that one?
5) To make up for three years of lost time with my grandma, and be her own oily braided Tamil speaking spineless submissive mouse. Not that the perfect Indian woman is LIKE that or anything.
4) To keep my sheer innocence and childlike wonder in a world where I'm utterly at a loss to say anything, but not lose the sharp edge of the already sharper-than-sharpass tongue.
3) To stop randomly peppering my words with "Ass", because it's making me sound assretarded.
2) To hope a little more, make excuses a little less, and realize that I can't do everything right all the time, but that it still doesn't hurt to try.
1) Ok, so the truth is, I only DID have like, 8 real ones, but 8 isn't a nice number, so I'm going to blab this one away and we can pretend there were ten.
Deal?
Deal.
Love and hugs, people, I hope your new year brings you as much joy and happiness as yo sorry ass deserves!
Queen Sana at 6:36 PM
