Dear Boy,

I want you to know something from the VERY depths of my being, because it has touched me deeply and I feel the need to tell you this, because you're special to me.

I am smarter than you.

Yes, yes, it is true. I REALIZE I act slightly retarded around you, but here's the thing: At the of the day, I can sing, dance, write and problem-solve circles around your stupid-looking-when-you-idiotically-cut-off-your-really-cute-waves head.

I don't respond to things you say with my usual acerbic hilarity for the SIMPLE reason that I am insane, and it's rather difficult for me to remember that people love me for that reason when I'm around you, because you are boring.

So listen up.

Next time you feel the need to make me feel like an idiot, chew on the fact that at the end of the day, no matter where you go or what you do, I AM SMARTER THAN YOU AND WILL ALWAYS BE.

Savour it, indulge in it and ENJOY, Y-CHROME.

(And yes, I still DO have a crush on you....GET THE CLUE ALREADY!)

Queen Sana at 5:08 PM