You may, of course, have the upper hand, given that you know what's coming and I don't.

However, I LAUGH at your pitiful attempts to bring me down!!!

You may make my FABULOUS FRO look GREASY,

But I LAUGH AT YOU, and stick some Microtexx styling protectant and make it look SHINY, THE GOOD WAY!!

You may make Mrs. Squires take AGES to reply with answers to the million questions I have about my Chemistry practical portfolio,

But watch me fabricate results and make up answers with an evil little grin on my face.

You may make Sheep as interesting to talk to as.....well, an actual sheep,

But see now, how I cleverly ask him questions about PowerMaths and force him to bitch about Exercise 8C!

You may make it impossible for me to view a PET scan machine because Taree's impossibly small, and therefore making me fail Physics,

But bitch, Astrophysics is the EASIEST course to get into, HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?!?!?!
(No seriously, you only need 70% as opposed to 95% for Med, what is up with that?)

You may make my arms flabby and laugh as I perform stupid toning exercises that make me look deformed,

But when I fit into my gorgeously form-fitting formal dress and EVERY HEAD TURNS to look at my FABULOUS BOOTYLICIOUSNESS, I will LAUGH RIGHT BACK AT YOU!!!!! (And YES, I DID just shamelessly use the word "bootyliciousness".)

You may make me an imposing, intimidating 5-footer, making it IMPOSSIBLE for me to find a boyfriend to order around,

But my parents will find me a nice doctor, and when they do, I'll have my own personal biatch, AND he'll be Brown!

You may, in fact, throw everything you've got at me and try to crush me under my workload, under my insecurities, under my boredom, under my feelings of inadequacy.

But at the end of the day, we both know who's going to come out of this on top.

And it's me.

And I REFUSE to let you get the better of me!!!!

Love,

Sana Banana Matmat

Queen Sana at 9:35 PM