I am a FLY: you'd be willing to tolerate me near you if I didn't buzz in your ear constantly.

I am a SPIDER: I can spin a web of deceit that looks so pretty and delicate until you fly into it and realize you're done for.

I am a LADYBUG: the only indications that I'm ACTUALLY female are the prettyful colours I sport.

I am a COCKROACH: I WILL squeeze into the tiniest corner, leaving you to choke on the clouds of poison you spray at me.

I am a CRICKET: I can't shut the hell up and I always seem to be in the kitchen.

I am an ANT: I am tiny, but NEVER underestimate my ability to decimate your fruitcake.

I am a BEE: I may LOOK fluffy and soft, but I'd rather die than have you hurt me first.

Queen Sana at 5:05 PM